Once Upon a Time...
There was a chubby little Turkey,
And he was rather Quirky.
He liked to do the Gangnam Dance;
It put others into a hypnotic trance.
He really hates tomatoes,
and he sings to the potatoes.
He ran away to Dallas.
To find his cousin Alice.
He found her brined and basted.
roasting and about to be tasted.
He cried for his dear cousin.
for she had been cooked in the oven.
He vowed to find her killer,
that had cooked her as their dinner.
So my last Thanksgiving meal,
was not the most ideal.
As a homicidal turkey,
sliced me into Jerky.
Next year heed these words,
avoid fat quirky birds,
that are best served on a tray
on the festive food Thursday.
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