The Insane Hamster that Had a Pink Cape

There once was an insane hamster. His name was Macaroni. He loved to adventure the outside world. Many years ago he escaped from the crazy house that he was placed in because he had multiple personalities. The personality that got Macaroni locked up called himself Monster and was a cereal killer. Monster would kill cereal. He got into the boxed and pooped and peed all over the cereal and make it disgusting and never able to fulfill its life purpose. So the cereal would be thrown away and died a slow and painful and depressing death, of doom. Monster would always wear his pink cape and clown shoes. Since Macaroni escaped he was always having arguments with Monster. For a while they lived in a box outside of Walmart. they chewed on the tired of the parked cars, and had hobo parties in the shopping cart areas, and smoked the garbage from the nearby dumpster. One day Monster got loose from his mental prison and got control of Macaroni's little hamster body and jumped into the sewer. BUT it was a radioactive sewer so Monster grew 20 feet tall and ripped the roof off of Walmart and filled the store, especially the cereal isle, with pee. The poor people shopping inside drowned and it was horrible and disgusting. Monster started laughing hysterically, he laughed so hard he had a heart attack. He was cremated with his pink cape.  Then Macaroni came back as an insane vampire monster hamster. He ate all of the cheese, and everyone was sad. so they sent the awesome flying gangster angry badger pirate to kill him. There was a spectacular battle with explosions, and dance contests, and bathroom breaks, and swords, and ninja-ing, and reading books by the fire, and making smores, and rapping, and eventually the awesome flying gangster angry badger pirate won the fight and he partied like poptart, because he was awesome like that.
yeah....the end

Ooga Booga

There once was a flamingo named Ooga who hated the color pink. Because she was still just a baby flamingo she was still gray, but she was extremely depressed because she would be pink soon. So she went on an adventure to find the great and powerful Green flamingo named George. She made many friends with green creatures on the way hoping it would bring luck, like frogs, and snakes, and other things that she eventually ate. So she grew lonely, and made friends with a purple monkey. Ooga decided that green friends are all edible so she would make friends with others, but the monkey was always throwing spoons at people. And Ooga would be blamed. So she went to the ninja lord to learn how to defeat the monkey. She learned that she was still too young to defeat a monkey with spoons. So she sneaky sneakied away from the monkey and vowed that someday, when she was neither gray or pink, that she would defeat him. So eventually she found the magical Genie of the Lamp and wished to be wherever the great and powerful George was. Then all of a sudden she was in a kayak made out of penguins in a lake of coffee. The Great and Powerful George was putting sugar in the lake and drinking it. Ooga awkwardly sneaked up on him and yelled BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA! and scared the green out of the Great and Powerful George. Now he was just George the pale and slightly pink flamingo. She stole the Green Magicalness and rolled in it. Ooga was now Green and All Powerful. She then went to the Brevard zoo and laughed at all of the pink flamingos because they were so pink and normal. She turned all of the water in the zoo into starbucks mocha frappacino and laughed when all of the humans wanted to drink it but were trampled by all of the animals. But when Ooga was all hyper crazy from lots of sugary coffee drink, one of her old friends started yelling for her to talk, OOGA OOGA OOGA!!!!!!!!! And the Green magicalness was scared out of ooga and she cried because she was now pink, and became depressed. And her friend laughed because she was pink... and normal, then everyone in the zoo, animals and humans, cried because Ooga could no longer turn the water into coffee drink and all of the green was magic-less and gross now. So it never happened again, until Ooga burped up one of the frogs that she had eaten. It had stolen all of the magic from the green-ness and hopped away to his cute little froggy home. Ooga then remembered that she had to fight the monkey with spoons so she finished the coffee drink and grabbed a pencil and an empty paper towel roll. She flew all the way to the monkey that throws spoons and threw a pencil at him to distract him and he was totallyt afriad and then she hit him on the head with the paper towel roll several times and they had a sword like fight with spoons and paper towel rolls and they both died of starvation because they were both lunatics that had problems and needed to see the cherry flavored poptart psychologist. I think they were on drugs. But that is why people say Ooga Booga Booga. Because Ooga, Booga Boogaing made George loose his green magic, and who wouldn't want to scare green colored magic out of other people or things so yeah... or something like that.

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