There once was an insane hamster. His name was Macaroni. He loved to adventure the outside world. Many years ago he escaped from the crazy house that he was placed in because he had multiple personalities. The personality that got Macaroni locked up called himself Monster and was a cereal killer. Monster would kill cereal. He got into the boxed and pooped and peed all over the cereal and make it disgusting and never able to fulfill its life purpose. So the cereal would be thrown away and died a slow and painful and depressing death, of doom. Monster would always wear his pink cape and clown shoes. Since Macaroni escaped he was always having arguments with Monster. For a while they lived in a box outside of Walmart. they chewed on the tired of the parked cars, and had hobo parties in the shopping cart areas, and smoked the garbage from the nearby dumpster. One day Monster got loose from his mental prison and got control of Macaroni's little hamster body and jumped into the sewer. BUT it was a radioactive sewer so Monster grew 20 feet tall and ripped the roof off of Walmart and filled the store, especially the cereal isle, with pee. The poor people shopping inside drowned and it was horrible and disgusting. Monster started laughing hysterically, he laughed so hard he had a heart attack. He was cremated with his pink cape. Then Macaroni came back as an insane vampire monster hamster. He ate all of the cheese, and everyone was sad. so they sent the awesome flying gangster angry badger pirate to kill him. There was a spectacular battle with explosions, and dance contests, and bathroom breaks, and swords, and ninja-ing, and reading books by the fire, and making smores, and rapping, and eventually the awesome flying gangster angry badger pirate won the fight and he partied like poptart, because he was awesome like that.
yeah....the end
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